This Mallard told me a joke during our photo shoot, it went something like this!
A male duck is having a problem with another duck that is after his girlfriend. So he contacts an assassin duck and asks if he can get rid of the other duck. The assassin says that it won't be a problem but it will cost 5 slices of bread. After some thought the duck agrees to the fee.
"Do you want me to send you the body?" asks the assassin duck
"No," replied the duck "Just the Bill"